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LAZY B¡TcH€$FestiveFEEL-GOOD MONTH

31 days of little things that make a big difference.

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Join December ↓The Lazy B¡TcH€$ Festive Feel-Good Month poster: 31 days of little things that make a big difference, with the December 1st start date and what's included

Maximum feel-good. Minimum fuss.

Less pressure ♡ More pleasure ♡ Plenty of festive midlife mayhem!

The basics, done daily

  • Hydrate
  • Eat real food
  • Move your body
  • Sleep & rest
  • Calm your brain
  • Get outside

All on WhatsApp: daily reminders, motivation, inspiration & accountability.

What you'll get

31 days of little things

All month, straight to your phone. Pick up what you like, skip the rest. No homework, no guilt.

  • Festive rescue recipes & healthy treats

    Things you can make when the day has already gone sideways.

  • Hydration reminders

    Water nudges sent straight to your WhatsApp, every day.

  • Festive movement snacks

    Tiny bits of movement that fit between the mince pies.

  • Sleep & energy boosters

    Simple ideas to help you rest and get through the long days.

  • Mindset & mental wellbeing

    Kind, sensible stuff to keep your head in a good place.

  • Spiritual insights & feel-good moments

    A little spark of something bigger, when you fancy it.

  • Christmas money-saving hacks

    Lazy ways to spend less and still have a lovely Christmas.

  • Hypnosis & relaxation

    Calming audio sessions to help you switch off and feel better.

  • Little acts of self-care

    Small, doable things that are just for you.

  • Daily motivation & accountability

    Support that keeps you going, every single day.

What it's not

None of the bootcamp nonsense

  • No perfection
  • No judgement
  • No extreme diets
  • No festive guilt

✅ Just a group of women supporting each other to build healthier habits, feel better, and have some fun.

The Ripple Effect

When you sign up, you can invite another Lazy B¡TcH to join for FREE. The idea? Next month they sign up and invite someone new too. One small drop, a whole wave of healthier habits.

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Join December

The whole month: £12 / €12

One investment for the entire month of festive hacks, hydration, motivation & support. Pick your currency and pay in seconds.

£12 GBPPay by Stripe →€12 EURPay by Stripe →
Bizum / Revolut on request. Just ask and we'll send you the details. 📲

Not ready to pay? You can still join the mailing list for free and hear about the next challenge.

How to sign up

Three simple steps

  1. 1

    Pay your way

    Pick Stripe (£12 GBP or €12 EUR), PayPal, or Revolut/Bizum.

  2. 2

    Screenshot + WhatsApp

    Send a screenshot of your payment and your phone number. Messages go out on WhatsApp.

  3. 3

    Add a friend (optional)

    Inviting a Lazy B¡TcH? Send their contact details too. They join free.

Once you've paid, send a screenshot of your payment and your phone number. Messages go out on WhatsApp. 📸📱 Inviting a friend? Send their details too. 👯‍♀️

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